zehong

2010-02-11T01:29:00.000-08:00

hi everyone!!
sorry for not posting this year
i am having exam recently
why?
of course is for my cooking skills lah!
i plan to go and study overseas!!!
of course! DuRiAn will go with me!
i was not just busy with these
i go with auntie lucy to sing the
Chinese New Year song!
you all got buy the CD???
so nice sia!!
i love it!
i already bought 120 of the CD!!!!
i know i kia su lah!
so embarrassing!!!
and hor i now watching
<>
so nice leh
cruel temptation is nice!!
i think hor,
the qiaobin no use lo
little bit scared liao
i at least better than him!
i see ants scared liao
haha!!
oh!!
i'm late for my exam!!
got to go!!
bye~!

2009-10-29T01:35:00.000-07:00

hellos~!
just came back from Australia yesterday.......
i saw GrApE!!!
i don't know why she is in Australia??!!
i thought she was in US
but never mind!!
i saw her with her huband, GAY......
her husband,GAY, was with MY 7 PEARS!!!!
get away from them!!
i want them back
and auntie lucy step out for me and scolded the gay for me!!
she said"you this ang mo hor! always qu gou ying people lao po
you so think face skin arh? give 7 pears back lah!!
aiyo!! so embarrassing!!!"
then GrApE pull me and auntie lucy away
say that she lived very happily now!!!
she want me not to bother her anymore......
so i left.....
and i cried for 2 days 2 night!!!
till my eyes are all swollen already
sorry auntie lucy!
you have to accompany me and comfort me!!!
and i found out that BaNaNa was killed in an accident!!
and it became BaNaNa SpIlT!!
by the way, i am in love with DuRiAn now!!!
oh! i loved her so much!!!
i think i have to cook noses for her!!
and i have to test out a few more flavour!!
this time i will do durian flavour!!
because my darling DuRiAn love it!!!
no time to talk!!
so embarassing!!!(affected by auntie lucy)
BYE~!

2009-06-18T01:48:00.000-07:00

Auntie Lucy!

i took her photo liao in the hawker center! i luv her~ :]

she's so cute sia! (:

she always shop wif me in the market.

buying noses,vegetables,meat,and bla bla things la.

got a lot leh!

got 1 time hor we went to the NTUC to buy apples!!!

then we wan to c if it's nice so we PRESS PRESS AND PRESS!

then luckily didn't caught by the manager leh.

HENG AH! then still got 1 time we went to market

to buy the prawns

and then we went home by bus mah.

and we chiong for seats ah!!!!!!!!

then luckily we got 2 seats! YAY YAY YAY! :)

when i reached home hor i met the ah beng leh~

so scary lor...then i tot he wanna molest me,so i screamed

then in the end ppl from upstairs go throw ice cubes and rotten eggs

at me leh!!! so inconsiderate rite?

a small boy still tell me to shut up! OMG!

luckily auntie lucy hor came to my rescue!

she go throw more rotten vegetables and rotten eggs

at the person's doorway lor!wow so pro sia!!! i luv her!

then the mediacorp de ppl go video us.

WOW! SO SHY!!!

and in the end,we're on TV!!!

AUNTIE HONG HERE! (:

2009-06-08T02:51:00.000-07:00

hello~!
i miss u all! :[
I'm AUNTIE HONG THE JERK! :]
and i miss OrAnGe and GrApE,
of coz.
they're sooooooooo CUTE! :]
and my 7 pears...
they are even cuter! :]
i wonder how they're doing.
but i'm studying to upgrade myself now.
i feel tat i'm so "OUT"
rite?yea rite.
and i failed 9 subjects except for HOME ECONOMICS!!!
coz during the test,
i got a teacher named mrs chew.
and she likes weird stuff.
so i cooked my special dish called NOSESILLA!
very nice name?
ya. :]
it's a dish made using noses(of coz,i luv it!),mushrooms,potatoes,hot dogs and
some mushy stuff(can't tell u,coz it's my recipe) :]
and mrs chew said it's DELICIOUS! yay!
i'm thinking of letting GrApE had a try of it.
but i had not found her since she ran away frm home.
i wonder how she is now!~
GRAPE PLZZZZ PLZ PLZ,
PRETTY PLS PLS WIF A NOSE ON TOP,
PLSSSSSS COME HOME!!!~ :[
I'M WAITING FOR U~
I LOVE U VERY MUCH!
i dun even dare to eat grapes now,
when GrApE is still wif me,she hates me eating grapes.
(but now i dun eat grapes coz i'm afraid of grapes poison)
it's kinda scary...
kayes,
going back to study my other subjects.
i'm not going to fail other subjects next time!
bye.

AUNTIE HONG.
grape plz come home! :[

2008-12-30T04:33:00.000-08:00

hey everyone!i m Auntie Hong the jerk! :D
i noe i m really a jerk...last time i m wif OrAnGe
then she's getting married wif tat U-rain
and i m wif GrApE now.
and ACTUALLY i m wif BaNaNa now,but tat's a secret
i met her in India.I tink i m really useless!
i m such a 3-timer!like Uncle Nose
he wan Charlene,Eka and Ee Ee.he say he wan them all.
c?i m juz like him!i got quite a big nose too.n big ears.
omg!!!i m juz like him!juz tat i m a bit shorter than Uncle Nose.
but in my imaginary world,i tink i m quite tall lah.
n i tink i m very handsome already.do u tink so?yeah.
u tink so rite?yup!
n let me tell u this:GrApE doesn't know i m wif BaNaNa now.
if she knew it i will be killed!n blood will be all around my house
when u all visit me.it will be real horiible too!
and u know wat?BaNaNa always threaten me saying tat she will
go back to india if i dun leave wif her then she oso told me tat she is
considering if she should marry Uncle Nose!
i can't let her do tat!she is mine!
alright let me tell u all this:
BaNaNa will try to chase after me wif a giant knife
n GrApE will strangle me until i out of breath!
girls r crazy sometimes when it comes to love.
so i tink i better go Taiwan to hide from those silly girls...
but if they find me they will cut me into dunno how many
pieces!!!aiya!wat should i do?!
i tink i juz date wif BaNaNa then continue to be GrApE's husband.
then they will not find out le!!!YAY!
tml is GrApE's birthday.
she will surely want the diamond ring which we saw
in SK jewelry.tat's quite nice but it's tooooo xpensive!
i can't afford it juz by selling my noses everyday.
haiz.maybe i will give her a fake diamond then say i bought
from Taka Jewelry.she will definitely believe me!HAHAHA!
I m soooo smart,man!

2008-12-28T20:52:00.000-08:00

hello!i m not Auntie Hong
but OrAnGe!surprised?
if not,nvm...
i m inviting ppl to my wedding dinner!

Groom: U-rain(Robert Zhang)
Bride: OrAnGe

Important Guests:
1.OrAnGe's family(excluding GrApE)
2.U-rain's family(including CHARLIE ZHANG)
3.Auntie Hong's family(excluding GrApE)
4.7 pears(excluding GrApE's children)
5.Uncle Nose's family

Normal Tables:
1)Ming Hui
2)Neo Puay Lin
3)Lee Yi Qi
4)Qiu Heng
5)Lee Kowen
6)Lee Ban Siong
7)Trisha Loh
8)Yang Yan Bin
7)Sandra Lim
8)Ng Xue Qi
9)Mandy
10)Linus Chong
11)Regena Leo
12)Selene Neo
13)Alicia Khoo
14)Teo Hui Xin
15)Mirabelle Koh
16)Jeslyn
17)Mirza
18)Suraj

Special Tables:
1.Ucle Nose(Syukri)
2.Auntie Sexy
3.Auntie Carrot
4.Uncle Taogey
5.Auntie Elephant
6.Uncle Potato
7.Auntie Maggie
8.Auntie You Tiao
9.Lychee
10.Pineapple
11.Auntie Veggies
12.Auntie Pork
13.Auntie Bone
14.Uncle Mop
15.Uncle Beancurd
16.Auntie Tofu
17.Auntie Jasmine
18.Uncle Vampire
19.Mango
20.Sweetie Potato

these r currently the ppl who i invited.if u r not in the lists,pls tell me through
Hong's gossip box.i will be glad to invite as many ppl as possible.
feel free to ask!
Date:1st January 2009
Venue:Bloody Restuarant(in hell)
i will be giving out invitation cards for the invited ones.
b4 u enter hell,pls present ur invitation cards to the guards of hell.
Time to report:7pm
it will be filled wif the world's spookiest decorations.
i really hope u all will be there! :)

Sincerely,
OrAnGe

2008-12-27T21:25:00.001-08:00

Yo everyone. this is to all FruitsFanClub's members:

We all know that the holiday is ending soon, so before it really ends, we'll be organising an event. And it is STRICTLY for only FFC's boys&girls :D
Well, it's still not too late for you guys to sign up yet ! 6 more people to join!
Oh okay, the event will be held on the 31 Dec, midnight 2am-6am, GrApE & I(auntie hong) will be bringing all of you to visit my Chorchor's house at Malacca. We shall go there by using the ferry, from my professional 's view, it will take about 40-50minutes, if anyone of you think that you'll feel giddy while on the ferry, then please bring along your own PERSONAL medicines.
The objectives for going to my ChorChor's house is to
- let all of you to bond relationships with my family.
- know more about the Nyonya & Babas.
- learn to speak the language.

** No transport fee needed :)

Last but not least, please kindly bring alot a Camera for taking pictures(Optional)
- 2-3 bottles of water(Compulsory)
- Personal Medical appliances (Optional)
- Some FRUITS as Greeting Gifts!!!(COMPULSORY!!!)

I sincerly wish all of you a Happy Chinese New Year and have a fantabulous year ahead :D
&& Please note me if youre going with us to Malacca at my Tagboard :DD
Thanks people.

2008-12-15T21:36:00.000-08:00

ABC . ( NO ALIEN WORDS ! )
(IM TAGGED BY MY FREN!)
[A] Do you love your current life now ?
: of cuz esp wen thr is GrApE & OrAnGe by muaii side.
[B] If a chance is given , what will you change ?
: i'll change de fact dat OrAnGe is dead.
[C] Do you ever regret any of your choices before ?
: yea...
[D] Which movie leave you a deep impresstion ?
: Fruits Story, dats a prettei nice show.
[E] Which song leave you a great impresstion ?
: Old mac donald has fruits..
[F] Do you believe in shooting stars do make dreams come true ?
: yes...cos u often wish upon the shooting stars to revive my deardear OrAnGe.
[G] Who do you think you can trust the most ?
: GrApE & OrAnGem, of cos...
[H] Can you still remember your hardest time ?
: yea wen OrAnGe passed away
[I] What can you do in 3 mins ?
: kiss GrApE.
[J] Did you ever watch any drama that have left you a good impression ?
: eh...nope. GrApE dont lemme watch=(
[K] Between mother and father , who will you choose ?
: father,cuz my father owaes buy fruits 4 me 2 eat...
[L] Did you ever sobbed so hard that you are ashma ?
: yeah wen OrAngE died, den my asthma attacked.
[M] Open the door of your room , what did you see ?
: air...i can see air.
[N] What song are you listening currently ?
: GrApE singing 10Little Indias
Who is beside you now ?
: Darling GrApE.
[P] When will you think you see a rainbow ?
: wen i see OrAnGe's spirit..
[Q] If you wan a person to died rightway , who will It be ?
: ermmmm nobody.....i luv all fruities. eh,no! I HATE HF!!!!!
[R] Do enjoy the accompany of your another half ?
: yeash i luv my GrApE, u noe i luv her so much dat i can die 4 her......=)
[S] What is your famous word ?
: aiyoyo....dear...
[T] Do you fall for chocolate or sweets ?
: fruits??????
[U] Did you ever felt hopeless before ?
: yes when i lost OrAnGe.
[V] baby blue or soft p!nk ?
: purple n orange??????????????
[W] name 2 of your friendsâ€™s name starting with B .
: banana n banana's twin.
[X] Did you fail any of your exams before ?
: yes...wen it is my cooking test...
[Y] times fly ____ !
: like how i cook a dish.
[Z] before I end this quiz , can you give me some comments ?
: erm....i luv u....
th unluckly ones who need to do this ABC [:
GrApE...
OrAnGe...
BlUe.....

2008-12-12T23:22:00.000-08:00

hi all fans of FFC! :D
i,auntie hong,
met an old woman call Moses Lim yesterday
she looks like my grandma.
n she told me tat i m actually a nonya...
then she told me tat she is my chor chor
and i asked her wat chor chor means then she told me tat means grandma...
and i m told long ago tat my grandma had died 15 years ago...
when i heard of it,my face turned PALE...xtremely pale.
then she suggest maybe we should go kopitiam n had some tea
n she show me a pair of bead shoes...
then she said the pair of bead shoes r actually made by me...
i became really confuse...i dun even know how 2 sew!
n she oso said she missed me so much!i really dun no wad she is talking about...
maybe she's juz lost her memory or sth then she suddenly said
i had 2 remarry GrApE again!she's really crazy...
n maybe she's a mad paitient who came out from the mental hospital.
so creepy.GrApE sweetie said she might even kill me one day
so i better stay away from her if possible.She's really crazy lor.
she said i m wat nonya!wat nonsense is tat?!
n she sae i lost my memory 5 years ago due to an car accident
as tat time my parents wan me to marry a weirdo
but i refused then i ran out of the house n suddenly a car knock me down n
from that time,i lost my memory...
then tat old woman still claimed herself as my chor chor!(grandma)
IT"S TOO RIDICULOUS!!!!
i dun believe it!

urs sincerely,
Auntie Hong

2008-12-07T21:42:00.000-08:00

SRY 4 DE TROUBLE AS MY BROTHER, BLUE, HAS MAKE DE BLOG PRIVATE...
WE R NW INVITING PPL..
SO, IF U WNT 2 GT INVITED, KINDLY INFORM ANY FFC MEMBERS. :D THX

2008-12-03T00:32:00.000-08:00

OH GOSH!I M GETTING MARRIED!i m inviting guests 2 attend our wedding dinner!
bride: GrApE
broom: Auntie Hong

Important guests:GrApE's family
Auntie Hong's family

Friends' table:
1.Tan Ming Hui
2.Neo Puay Lin
3.Lee Yi Qi
4.Lee Kowen
5.Yang Yan Bin
6.Selene Neo
7.Linus Chong
8.Ng Xue Qi
9.Tan Wei Ting
10.Teo Hui Xin
11.Ian Tan
12.Amelia Huang
13.Pang Yu Heng
14.Brandon Tan
15.Mrs Wong
16.Qiu Heng
17.Li Tong
18.Alicia Khoo
20.Teo Hon Yi

ppl sitting at the red tables(special ones):
1.Auntie Sexy
2.Uncle Nose(Syukri)
3.Auntie Carrot
4.Auntie Elephant
5.Uncle Meat
6.Auntie Lasbian
7.Uncle Gay
8.Uncle Vegetables
9.Auntie Taogey
10.Auntie Bun
11.Uncle Pork
12.Auntie Chicken
13.Uncle Goose
14.Auntie Potato
15.Uncle Fish

Date: 6 Dec 2008
Venue: Ichiban Noses Restuarant
address: at serangoose, #01-49(beside chi chi ball hotel.)
I will be giving out invitations cards soon!
if u wan me 2 invite u,pls tell me in the aunties goosip box(cbox)
hope 2 see all of u there!
thx for all ur support in FFC!

Regards,Auntie Hong

2008-12-01T07:14:00.000-08:00

hey u noe wad?!
i bet u dunno...haha
ok i will tell u!
2day GrApE and i went 2 spa leh
so comfortable.
but she nearly slipped!
it was sure a scary xperience lor
n another gd news!!!!!!!!
GrApE and i r marrying!
i m so excited leh
we r planning 2 hold our wedding at Ichiban Noses Restuarant
the noses there r nice.
i noe u all will like it de
i m so happy 2night!
i tink i can't get 2 sleep le

2008-11-29T21:05:00.000-08:00

omg!!! i hav some gd news 4 all of u!!
GrApE is pregnant!!!! i'm so happy
2 day we go 2 hospital n the Dr say she is pregnant!!
its twins!! TWINS!!! n we hav decided the names!!
it is Lemon n Lime!!!! i can't believe it!! i hav 16 children altogether!!
the Dr say its already 2 months!! yay!!i m so happy
n i already found a job!! the salary is $1600 per month
ni oso hav a part time job which is $520 per month!!
it is a gift from God!!
i love u GrApE!!
Muakkks!!
i'm so happy!!!

Yours Sincerely,
elated auntie hong

2008-11-24T22:09:00.000-08:00

NOW GOT 39MEMBERS.

NEW MEMBERS : YIQI, YANBIN, XINWEI AND ALFRED.
BIG WELCOME!

OrAnGe? or GrApE?

2008-11-24T21:55:00.000-08:00

i love the both of them
i noe i suck alot
loving the both of them together
i noe i yi jiao ta liang chuan
but i really love the both of them
it breaks my heart to see the both of them quarrel
1 alive, 1 dead
i really dun noe who to choose
can anyone help me?
i'm really desperate.
and the kitchen needs me too.
i'm scared i can't focus on my job,
thinking about them all night and day
but GrApE's hate to OrAnGe is so strong,
i'm also scared tt OrAnGe will haunt GrApE.
Someone help!!

2008-11-24T21:14:00.000-08:00

Wondering if i shd go on vacation with GrApE or OrAnGe?? Any suggestions?

2008-11-24T20:25:00.000-08:00

OK, SO NOW 35MEMBERS!

28 ARE FROM MARKET...
#1. QIUHENG
#2. MINGHUI
#3. SELENE
#4. JUDITH
#5. YIHUA
#6. LINA
#7. HUIXIN

IS IT RIGHT?
TAG ME TO TELL ME IF YOUR NAME IS NT MENTIONED.
AND ALSO I'LL SEND A CONFIRMATION TAG TO YOU TO MAKE SURE....THX EVERIIONE

2008-11-24T05:57:00.000-08:00

Yesterday nite had a FruitFanClub's meeting at Marina Bay with members of FFC.
we haf decided 2 let create a hotmail for FFC.
fruits_fc2008@hotmail.com
pls ADD IF U R DE MEMBER!!
TY!!!
IF U WAN DE PASS CAN ASK ME...
OH YA I'M GrApE!!!!

2008-11-24T05:27:00.000-08:00

ANYBODY WANNA JOIN FRUITS FANCLUB?!
PLS TELL ME IF U WANNA JOIN OK???
TELL ME @ THE TAGBOARD.
REMEMBER!
FFC ROCKS.
CURRENTLY DERE ARE ALREADI 28MEMBERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THX, FROM 1 OF FFC MEMBER.

ORGANISERS: MR&MRS. HONG
CHAIRMAN: OrAnGe

2008-11-20T20:12:00.000-08:00

as u all noe OrAnGe n GrApE now hav a blog
u noe wat r they challenging?
they r challenging which of their blog is nicer
n even worse!! they wan ME 2 be the judge!!
i reaaly dun understand!!! i m now wif GrApE
y r they still competing n u noe wat the winner gets?
they get me!! i really dun understand!!

2008-11-13T04:18:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps !
I think I mentioned tht I'm now steading with GrApe ?
Haha !
Sorry OrAnGe ...
Whatever you think , even if you think i cheated you ...
i dont give a damn now .
I'm currently loving ONLY GrApE !
Understand mahs ?
I'm going to marry her liao !
YAY TDY FINALLY SCHOOL HOLIDAY ...
I've been longing this since I first step into the School ! :D
Phew ... finally ...
This moment rocks man !
Now I can finally spend my whole holiday with darling GrApE . (:
We're planning on a 'Honeymoon' to Australia to visit my future parents-in-law .
Actually I've already seen them lo cos tht time me with OrAnGe ... hahaha ...
But this naughty little GrApE wants me to go again !
Haha !
We are also gettin' married soon !
Its just that I've not propose yet ...
Hmmm I'm currently thinking of a right time and venue to propose ...
Can anyone give me some COOL idea ?
Oh yeah ! OrAnGe , you're now the angel in Heaven , would you mind giving me some ideas on where and when to propose to your twin sis , GrApE in my dreams ? ( Only if you wouldn't mind) .
And OrAnGe , I SINCERLY hope that you can treat the "blog post" which I've
posted specially for you a CRAP ?
Haha !
Cuz' thts no longer important to me anymore !
If I were to wrote them on a piece of paper , I guessed it might already been iin the rubbish bin now !
Lols !
I'm just being too lazy to delete it ... ):
Because you dont worth me "wasting-my-energy-deleting-the-post" .
And I'm SO super grateful to you that you're dead !
Or were you just trying to "cheng quan" me and GrApE ?
If so , THANK YOU OrAnGe !!! :DDD

2008-11-12T22:29:00.000-08:00

omg!! im in love wif GrApE!!!
she is OrAnGe twin sis
i noe both of them look alike
tats y i feel in love wif her!!
although both of them look alike
but the REAL person tat i luv is........
GRAPE!!!
im sry OrAnGe.......
i dun mean 2 hurt u
cos now u r dead so...
im free!!! so u r nt around i can do watever i like
although GrApE has divorced b4!!!! but i dun mind!!! when u truly
luv some1............. u dun mind the person doing anything wrong!!!
she oso hav children!!!! she oso hav 7 children!! all of them is called mango
jus like my 7 pears!!! let me introduce 2 u her 7 mangoes!!!
lst children:Mango
2nd children:MMango
3rd children:MMMango
4th children:MMMMango
5th children:MMMMMango
6th children:MMMMMMango
7th children:MMMMMMMango
now i hav 14 children altogether!!! i hav 2 work extra harder so tat i can support tis family.........
as u noe GrApE does not hav a job so the whole family depends on me!!
if ur frenz or relatives or wat wan some helpers can ask me 2 go but..........
my condition is................
the salary must be at least $1800 if im working full time
but...................
if u wan 2 recomand me 2 do part- time at least $8000 e oso can
the salary must b
so if u hav some work 4 me 2 do remember 2 tell me 1st
don't tell other ppl first i will repay u by giving u back angbao during chinese new year
wan 2 noe how much??? den help me lah!!
im now living very happy wif GrApE!! i think we will marry
so look forward 2 our invitation card!!!!!!

2008-11-11T01:47:00.000-08:00

OrAnGe ,
when i went to lanjut , my fellow friends wrote our names on the sand , and the sand is near to your ashes ...
I was just trying t fake a smile , all i love is you ...
my world is just like havin' a heavy downpour .
there isnt any sunlight to let me feel the warmth within ,
& youre my sun .
Without you , i felt nothing in me .
I really need you .
I wish you are back .
I miss the time we were together .
Looking at the ashes , i felt a sudden heartache , perhaps i miss you too much .
I shouldnt have gone to Lanjut !
Ever since i went , i just cant seems to accept the fact that youre not with me .
By now if you were around , we should be holding hands and catchin' a movie instead of me typing alone , going market alone .. doing everything alone by myself .
Actually I still couldnt believe what is happening 'round me till the day i went to Lanjut ...
My fellow friends were asking me how did OrAnGe died .
and i was like , 'DIED' ?
OrAnGe DIED ?
some of them were gossiping that OrAnGe died because she cant accept the fact that she marries me as i was too ugly or whatsoever .
but is that truth ? OrAnGe died ?!
I was shocked and dumbfounded .
They then kept asking me bout our wedding .
"It was FINE " , tht was what i could only say tho' my heart was aching like hell .
Am i that bad that you rly have to leave me ?
If i were , why did you choose to marry me ?
You had my heart broken , are you happy now ? if you are happy , im glad .
at least youre happy as you have LEFT THE TERRIBLE , HORRIBLE AUNTIE HONG .
AM I THE BEAST IN YOUR EYE ?
Im truly sorry if i wasnt as perfect as you thought im gna be ...
Im also truly sorry to let you think i dont have menpower .
Im truly sorry that i didnt respect your decision to give away Zhong too .
Im SERIOUSLY SORRY for what I did ...
& auntie hong here , hoping you'll apologise to me for leaving me too . ):
you owe me an aplogy , unless you think i dont worth it ... but i really dont mind .
i just want you to be happy ...
if dying is the only way to let you feel better , then i would rather me dying so that you wont have to see the BEAST IN YOUR EYE anymore ...
Sorry ...
May you be the prettiest angel in Heaven ...

2008-11-11T01:23:00.000-08:00

OH MY GOD!
Orange left me alone in this world!:(

My darling,Orange,left me behind!sobb....when i go lanjut with Uncle Nose and frens,i cried alot!coz Orange's ashes is all around the beach!i was so emo during that four days.lucky i gt Uncle Nose to accompany me.or else,i may just just down the sea and go accompany my darling,Orange.

Message to Orange:
Dear Orange,
Why did you leave without me?!What about our dog,Zhong?!Zhong is now having a illness called "Auntie Hong's special illness".Nothing can cure him expect for you coming back again to the world.If you dun come back,soon,Zhong is going to die soon!Then i will be so lonely.Orangge,remember our first date in the bag?We took so many photos.But unfortunately,when we are quarreling,you destroyed everyting!On our 2nd date,we went swimming in Zhong's doghouse.We have such fun!Orange,you must remember every dates we have gone to.And our 7 pears(our 7 children).
1st children:PP pear
2nd children:PPP pear
3rd children:PPPP pear
4th children:PPPPP pear
5th children:PPPPPP pear
6th children:PPPPPPP pear
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Your Auntie Hong

2008-10-19T08:32:00.000-07:00

OH GOSH
IM GETTING MARRIED !
bride : orange !
'broom' : Auntie hong !

people who will be sitting at the red tables(special tables cos thy soecial ppl) will be :
1) Auntie TaoGey
2) Auntie Mash potatoes
3) Auntie John
4) Auntie Elephant
5) Auntie Carrot
6) Auntie 'Eddy' Bear
7) Auntie Sexy
8) Auntie teeshirts
9) Auntie bananas
10) Auntie Fruits
11) Auntie Chickens
12) Auntie Ducks
13) Uncle Syukri
14)Auntie Gay
15)Auntie Lasbian
16)Auntie Cutie
17)Uncle Vampire
*sorry if i left out any aunties/uncles from th market , just tell me if i left out your name , i will 'squeeze'
you in for sure ! even if i dontknow you .

Normal Tables :
1) Lee Kowen
2) Brandon Tan
3) Pang Yuheng
4) Linus Chong
5) Arion Gam
6) Neo Puay lin
7) Sandra Lim
8) Tan Minghui
9) Ng XueQi
10) Kuah Mong Teng
11) Lit Ong
12)Teo Hui Xin
13)Lee Yi Qi
14)Regena Leo
15)Alicia Khoo

'Ordinary' Tables :
1) Orange's families members .
2) Hong's family members .

pls note tat i will start giving out invitation cards soon!
let's wish Orange and I give birth to children soon!

Date : 1st November ,
Venue : Tower B , Zizza Ball Hotel , 88floor , door number 88-1612 .
You May Contact Me At : 98878223 , Orange at 7582198

2008-10-10T06:50:00.000-07:00

these r some of the onions which i always use for cooking wif fried noses lor!so nice!
if u wanna try it,pls call me or order from me ok?
remember not to order from syukri coz his r not as nice as mine...really!mine is nicer!

this is the plastic bag which i always brought to buy noses from syukri!inside still got syukri's BO!!!lol!
o the one on the left is me,auntie hong and the girl beside me is call regena...
This is actually a secret!
this green bicycle is the one which i steal from Orange!dun tell her pls as later she will
chase after me wif her knife and try to act as madwoman!!!

o ya!this is the dustbin which i gave syukri as his birthday present last year!it's for him to throw away his rotten noses!
this is the place where i parked my antique car here and got clamp nvm dun talk bout it anymore!so angry!

heyhey 2day i m going to show u some of my real life pictures ok?i juz now juz came back from the market i went there to buy noses(from syukri) and of coz rotten meat and vegetables but the most important of all,ROTTEN ORANGES!!!o no!!!!!!!!!!!Orange juz pull my hair!ouch ouch!stop it!orange!ok i came back already...
i mean came back from the doctor coz juz now Orange pinch me until my face all red
so cannot go out and c people lor but there's still more pictures lah next time i will show to u ok?

2008-10-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

o as auntie hong again,tat is still zong rite?
ok,now on 1 october 2008,i had fought wif zong for 48 hours!
we sure had a great time!u know y we fight?
as auntie hong, i must tell the truth or else those aunties in wet market
will say i m not trustworthy then they will not let me buy vegetables
for low prices already...
i tell u ah this stupid zong hor always come and bite my but u no?!!!
i think he is soooooooo irritating!
he keep on barking at me dunno for wad lor!
siao de!~
and did your notice it?
zong had grown fatter!!!
he keep on stealing the meat tat Orange had bought for me
and then Orange thought i was greedy when i told Orange i didn't
eat any meat!tat stupid zong!
OUCH!!!tat stupid zong had chewed my hand!he nearly made me
disfigured!!!he last time go and try to bite my nose!
then i will be real disfigured!
then i would look so ugly!wad to do?
later Orange will scold me and say i didn't care for my face
and then maybe Orange will break up with me!
how ah?(pls leave a message at my auntie gossip corner to tell me wad
i should do with zong)
i will cook boil or fried noses for all of u next time!
but u must first book ah or else no time to prepare all the ingredients
i will oso tell syukri,the supplier of noses whether small or big oso got,
to supply me more noses then i will treat u all with my fried or boil noses!
excited rite?haha

2008-09-30T01:51:00.000-07:00

wow!
this is zong!
or so call 大鼻狗
或者 big-nose dog!!!
nose very big rite?lol!
(actually i tell u ah...orange say zong siao de!
and she dislike zong very very much)
hope u will like zong too!
no lah!(the opposite)

2008-09-30T01:42:00.000-07:00

*sigh* last time ah hong go and bite my buttock
until i nid 2 go for a plastic surgery then i furiously
cook ah hong already(wif boil noses)
but i decided 2 adopt another dog
and i gonna name him zong...
gd name rite?
i gonna show u a picture of zong
actually zong got another nickname
call big-nose dog or 大鼻狗
he's quite nice even though he is extremely funny lah
he always play wif me and orange.
he so gd rite?
i love zong or big-nose dog
he's playing wif me again!!!yay!
OUCH!this stupid zong go and bite my butt too!
haha not really stupid lah
anyway he's the 1 who teach me 2 go2 plastic surgery
he so clever(as if)
LOL
omg!zong go and turn over the pot of boil noses which i haf cook halfway!!!
stupid zong!!!
o no...nothing...(zong is here,can't talk about his bad words)
nezt post i will show u the pic
very ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!LOL!

2008-09-29T08:02:00.001-07:00

guess who is this dog?

ok ok as auntie hong, i
should haf a red dog too

don't u agree?

this is actually my pet dog

its name is 红大狗

or so call ah hong.

he is my dearest pet...

when orange and i argued,

he is the 1 who is biting my
legs and hands until

they r all red

his biting skills haf indeed

improve a lot!u wanna try too?

at first,i wanted 2 cook ah hong

with my boil noses but

not enough ingredients

so srry about tat or else i would

haf let all of u try some!

it's delicious!!!

ok now...ah hong always

bite me rite?

coz he wanna bite me till i woke up

tat's sth gd rite?

OUCH!!!

ah hong bite me again!

i will always say to him

"stop biting me!or else i will cook u

with my boil noses" and of coz

wif syukri,who is my ex lover
but i think orange is better than

syukri tat sissy...i hope 2 date wif

orange again!but perharps nexttime i will tell u more about syukri

and orange.hmm...maybe we can compare too!

hope tat ah hong will bite my buttock!
tat would be real gd!

2008-09-13T01:26:00.000-07:00

First of all, i must thank people like Auntie Nauwfhal...for visiting my blog and calling me "Auntie Hong" in school... i appreciate those who called me "auntie hong"... thanks and i like the nickname very much too.

YAY!YESTERDAY I LEARNT TO COOK A NEW DISH! CREDITS TO AUNTIE LIAN. :D FOR TEACHING ME! SHE EVEN SAID IM A FAST LEARNER. I COULD PICK UP ANYTHING SHE TAUGHT JUST IN A DAY! WHILE HER OTHERS STUDENTS...TOOK LIKE 1WEEK! BIG DIFFERENCE YEAHS? IM OH-SO-HAPPY. WELL, FOR PEOPLE WHO DONTKNOW ME WELL, IM TELLING YOU, IM A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY LIL BOY. HMM...I DO COOKING, or should i put it as " i love cooking like, ALOT "? hahah.

THANKS TO ORANGE WHO IS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE TOO...I LOVE YOU ORANGE.

2008-09-09T02:23:00.000-07:00

THIS ARE SOME PICTURES TO SHOW YOU GUYS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND... AND IT IS PICTURE OF HER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG TILL NOW!!! MUST SEE!! SHES SUPER CHIO!

0rAnGe when she was young... the right hand side one is BlAck... =))

0rAnGe when shes 16!!!

0rAnGe with her fam. but too bad Mr 0rAnGe is not there cuz he had went overseas for business...

thats all!
in my other posts, i will post my pic with 0rAnGe!

2008-09-09T02:09:00.000-07:00

HALO!!!!! 0rAnGe is now at my place!!! oh my gosh i'm so excited!! she's just beside me.. ermz friends, please dont think at the dirty side.. ha ha.
I LOVE 0rAnGe!!!!
just now she accompanied me to the BLK 521 market to buy some fishes for our candlelit meal tonight! ;) maybe thats why Sandra said at my tagboard that...she saw 0rAngE with Blue hugging together... oh please la! Blue is 0rAnGe's younger brother!!
SO IS ALSO MY HALF BROTHER!! I HATE ANYONE WHO SAID THE WORD "TAGGED" AT MY BLOG!!! PLEASE ! I ALREADY SAID SO CLEARLY THAT YOU CAN ONLY GOSSIP OR ASK ME THINGS ABOUT COOKING! I THOUGHT I'VE ALREADY MADE MYSELF VERY CLEAR???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the way...0rAnGe, i love you... =)))

2008-09-08T02:55:00.001-07:00

OMG. im so IN LOVE WITH MY ORANGE! i dated with her yesterday night! and its our first date! nobodys playing gooseberry, so kind of 'em!
at 1am, i woke up and brushed my tooth.(i got only 1 teeth left so its tooth..) i brushed my only left tooth for 20minutes t make sure it sparkles and also to make sure tht th smell is nice. i ate 10eclipse at a time! SO ITS HOT UNTIL....MY MOUTH IS ON 'FIRE' hahas!

dhen at 2am, i changed into my newly bought tee and my trousers which costed me 10000bucks in all! dhen had my breakfast at mcdonald at 2.30am.

at 3,
i drove home again to put some perfume. the Silky For Men advertised by Felicia Chin on both channel 8 and U i think. haha i spent S$D49.90!
dhen i watch abit of th tv programmes at 3.45am

at 4 in th morning, i washed my car so tht it looks chic and shiny! by then, it should be alr 5.15am.

at 5.15, i took th lift up to my apartment and it took me 15minutes as i live at th 585floor. (not the highest actually...)

at 5.35, i reached my house and i went into it and got ready my flowers for 0rAnGe.
dhen i take th super FAST lift again. and another 15minutes gone just cos of tht lift!

at 5.50, i spent 30minutes t walk t MY carpark, i bought it! th carpark is called " Auntie Hong's carpark".. theres full of my posters which used to attend some live shows at channel 5. haas th show is abt teaching cooking... since i last attended one of th live shows at channel5 , i became quite famous and some passers by even recognised me, they also give me names call Chef Hong. =)

at 6.20, i reached th carpark. i walked to my chic car and drove off all th way t Orchard Road to have my first date with my girlfriend, 0RaNgE.

on th lonely expressway, i was all alone. no one else driving.. and th time then was alr 7. i muttered t myself " why arent there other drivers? "
soon, i reached Orchard at 8. There is no sight of my girlfriend, 0RaNgE when we've already promised to b e there at 8!
walking back with disappointment, a familiar voice called me. "Hong!" it called out. i turned around and saw beloved ORANGE!!! i was touched tht she actually turned up!
suddenly, all th lil lights hanging on th wires in th sky lit, it was then i realised, my girlfriend had planned it all. thanks, orange.. its th best date i've ever went. thanks for all th surprise you've given me. i love you. it was also only i knew why th expressway had no other drivers...