Tuesday, December 30, 2008
,
4:33 AM
hey everyone!i m Auntie Hong the jerk! :D
i noe i m really a jerk...last time i m wif OrAnGe
then she's getting married wif tat U-rain
and i m wif GrApE now.
and ACTUALLY i m wif BaNaNa now,but tat's a secret
i met her in India.I tink i m really useless!
i m such a 3-timer!like Uncle Nose
he wan Charlene,Eka and Ee Ee.he say he wan them all.
c?i m juz like him!i got quite a big nose too.n big ears.
omg!!!i m juz like him!juz tat i m a bit shorter than Uncle Nose.
but in my imaginary world,i tink i m quite tall lah.
n i tink i m very handsome already.do u tink so?yeah.
u tink so rite?yup!
n let me tell u this:GrApE doesn't know i m wif BaNaNa now.
if she knew it i will be killed!n blood will be all around my house
when u all visit me.it will be real horiible too!
and u know wat?BaNaNa always threaten me saying tat she will
go back to india if i dun leave wif her then she oso told me tat she is
considering if she should marry Uncle Nose!
i can't let her do tat!she is mine!
alright let me tell u all this:
BaNaNa will try to chase after me wif a giant knife
n GrApE will strangle me until i out of breath!
girls r crazy sometimes when it comes to love.
so i tink i better go Taiwan to hide from those silly girls...
but if they find me they will cut me into dunno how many
pieces!!!aiya!wat should i do?!
i tink i juz date wif BaNaNa then continue to be GrApE's husband.
then they will not find out le!!!YAY!
tml is GrApE's birthday.
she will surely want the diamond ring which we saw
in SK jewelry.tat's quite nice but it's tooooo xpensive!
i can't afford it juz by selling my noses everyday.
haiz.maybe i will give her a fake diamond then say i bought
from Taka Jewelry.she will definitely believe me!HAHAHA!
I m soooo smart,man!
THIS IS ME, AUNTIE HONG
Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.com
MY NOSES' WISH
t be a HDB taitai!
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Fight wif syukri for noses!
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
Zong(my puppy) t have a mate
FIRST month with GrApE
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t catch more butterflies so tht i can cook a new dish of my own called " 8Butterflies " .
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
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Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.comMY NOSES' WISH
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
June 2009
October 2009
February 2010
Layout © thebikiniboy