Sunday, October 19, 2008
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8:32 AM
OH GOSH
IM GETTING MARRIED !
bride : orange !
'broom' : Auntie hong !
people who will be sitting at the red tables(special tables cos thy soecial ppl) will be :
1) Auntie TaoGey
2) Auntie Mash potatoes
3) Auntie John
4) Auntie Elephant
5) Auntie Carrot
6) Auntie 'Eddy' Bear
7) Auntie Sexy
8) Auntie teeshirts
9) Auntie bananas
10) Auntie Fruits
11) Auntie Chickens
12) Auntie Ducks
13) Uncle Syukri
14)Auntie Gay
15)Auntie Lasbian
16)Auntie Cutie
17)Uncle Vampire
*sorry if i left out any aunties/uncles from th market , just tell me if i left out your name , i will 'squeeze'
you in for sure ! even if i dontknow you .
Normal Tables :
1) Lee Kowen
2) Brandon Tan
3) Pang Yuheng
4) Linus Chong
5) Arion Gam
6) Neo Puay lin
7) Sandra Lim
8) Tan Minghui
9) Ng XueQi
10) Kuah Mong Teng
11) Lit Ong
12)Teo Hui Xin
13)Lee Yi Qi
14)Regena Leo
15)Alicia Khoo
'Ordinary' Tables :
1) Orange's families members .
2) Hong's family members .
pls note tat i will start giving out invitation cards soon!
let's wish Orange and I give birth to children soon!
Date : 1st November ,
Venue : Tower B , Zizza Ball Hotel , 88floor , door number 88-1612 .
You May Contact Me At : 98878223 , Orange at 7582198
Friday, October 10, 2008
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6:50 AM
these r some of the onions which i always use for cooking wif fried noses lor!so nice!if u wanna try it,pls call me or order from me ok?
remember not to order from syukri coz his r not as nice as mine...really!mine is nicer!
this is the plastic bag which i always brought to buy noses from syukri!inside still got syukri's BO!!!lol!
o the one on the left is me,auntie hong and the girl beside me is call regena...
This is actually a secret!this green bicycle is the one which i steal from Orange!dun tell her pls as later she will
chase after me wif her knife and try to act as madwoman!!!
o ya!this is the dustbin which i gave syukri as his birthday present last year!it's for him to throw away his rotten noses!
this is the place where i parked my antique car here and got clamp nvm dun talk bout it anymore!so angry!
heyhey 2day i m going to show u some of my real life pictures ok?i juz now juz came back from the market i went there to buy noses(from syukri) and of coz rotten meat and vegetables but the most important of all,ROTTEN ORANGES!!!o no!!!!!!!!!!!Orange juz pull my hair!ouch ouch!stop it!orange!ok i came back already...
i mean came back from the doctor coz juz now Orange pinch me until my face all red
so cannot go out and c people lor but there's still more pictures lah next time i will show to u ok?
Friday, October 3, 2008
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7:00 AM
o as auntie hong again,tat is still zong rite?ok,now on 1 october 2008,i had fought wif zong for 48 hours!
we sure had a great time!u know y we fight?
as auntie hong, i must tell the truth or else those aunties in wet market
will say i m not trustworthy then they will not let me buy vegetables
for low prices already...
i tell u ah this stupid zong hor always come and bite my but u no?!!!
i think he is soooooooo irritating!
he keep on barking at me dunno for wad lor!
siao de!~
and did your notice it?
zong had grown fatter!!!
he keep on stealing the meat tat Orange had bought for me
and then Orange thought i was greedy when i told Orange i didn't
eat any meat!tat stupid zong!
OUCH!!!tat stupid zong had chewed my hand!he nearly made me
disfigured!!!he last time go and try to bite my nose!
then i will be real disfigured!
then i would look so ugly!wad to do?
later Orange will scold me and say i didn't care for my face
and then maybe Orange will break up with me!
how ah?(pls leave a message at my auntie gossip corner to tell me wad
i should do with zong)
i will cook boil or fried noses for all of u next time!
but u must first book ah or else no time to prepare all the ingredients
i will oso tell syukri,the supplier of noses whether small or big oso got,
to supply me more noses then i will treat u all with my fried or boil noses!
excited rite?haha
THIS IS ME, AUNTIE HONG
Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.com
MY NOSES' WISH
t be a HDB taitai!
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Fight wif syukri for noses!
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
Zong(my puppy) t have a mate
FIRST month with GrApE
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t catch more butterflies so tht i can cook a new dish of my own called " 8Butterflies " .
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
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Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.comMY NOSES' WISH
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
June 2009
October 2009
February 2010
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