Tuesday, September 30, 2008
,
1:51 AM
wow!this is zong!
or so call 大鼻狗
或者 big-nose dog!!!
nose very big rite?lol!
(actually i tell u ah...orange say zong siao de!
and she dislike zong very very much)
hope u will like zong too!
no lah!(the opposite)
,
1:42 AM
*sigh* last time ah hong go and bite my buttock
until i nid 2 go for a plastic surgery then i furiously
cook ah hong already(wif boil noses)
but i decided 2 adopt another dog
and i gonna name him zong...
gd name rite?
i gonna show u a picture of zong
actually zong got another nickname
call big-nose dog or 大鼻狗
he's quite nice even though he is extremely funny lah
he always play wif me and orange.
he so gd rite?
i love zong or big-nose dog
he's playing wif me again!!!yay!
OUCH!this stupid zong go and bite my butt too!
haha not really stupid lah
anyway he's the 1 who teach me 2 go2 plastic surgery
he so clever(as if)
LOL
omg!zong go and turn over the pot of boil noses which i haf cook halfway!!!
stupid zong!!!
o no...nothing...(zong is here,can't talk about his bad words)
nezt post i will show u the pic
very ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!LOL!
Monday, September 29, 2008
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8:02 AM
guess who is this dog?
ok ok as auntie hong, i
should haf a red dog too
should haf a red dog too
don't u agree?
this is actually my pet dog
its name is 红大狗
or so call ah hong.
he is my dearest pet...
when orange and i argued,
he is the 1 who is biting my
legs and hands until
legs and hands until
they r all red
his biting skills haf indeed
improve a lot!u wanna try too?
at first,i wanted 2 cook ah hong
with my boil noses but
not enough ingredients
so srry about tat or else i would
haf let all of u try some!
it's delicious!!!
ok now...ah hong always
bite me rite?
coz he wanna bite me till i woke up
tat's sth gd rite?
OUCH!!!
ah hong bite me again!
i will always say to him
"stop biting me!or else i will cook u
with my boil noses" and of coz
wif syukri,who is my ex lover
but i think orange is better than
but i think orange is better than
syukri tat sissy...i hope 2 date wif
orange again!but perharps nexttime i will tell u more about syukri
and orange.hmm...maybe we can compare too!
hope tat ah hong will bite my buttock!
tat would be real gd!
tat would be real gd!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
,
1:26 AM
First of all, i must thank people like Auntie Nauwfhal...for visiting my blog and calling me "Auntie Hong" in school... i appreciate those who called me "auntie hong"... thanks and i like the nickname very much too.
YAY!YESTERDAY I LEARNT TO COOK A NEW DISH! CREDITS TO AUNTIE LIAN. :D FOR TEACHING ME! SHE EVEN SAID IM A FAST LEARNER. I COULD PICK UP ANYTHING SHE TAUGHT JUST IN A DAY! WHILE HER OTHERS STUDENTS...TOOK LIKE 1WEEK! BIG DIFFERENCE YEAHS? IM OH-SO-HAPPY. WELL, FOR PEOPLE WHO DONTKNOW ME WELL, IM TELLING YOU, IM A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY LIL BOY. HMM...I DO COOKING, or should i put it as " i love cooking like, ALOT "? hahah.
THANKS TO ORANGE WHO IS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE TOO...I LOVE YOU ORANGE.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
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2:23 AM
THIS ARE SOME PICTURES TO SHOW YOU GUYS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND... AND IT IS PICTURE OF HER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG TILL NOW!!! MUST SEE!! SHES SUPER CHIO!
0rAnGe when she was young... the right hand side one is BlAck... =))
0rAnGe when shes 16!!!
0rAnGe with her fam. but too bad Mr 0rAnGe is not there cuz he had went overseas for business...
thats all!
in my other posts, i will post my pic with 0rAnGe!
,
2:09 AM
HALO!!!!! 0rAnGe is now at my place!!! oh my gosh i'm so excited!! she's just beside me.. ermz friends, please dont think at the dirty side.. ha ha.
I LOVE 0rAnGe!!!!
just now she accompanied me to the BLK 521 market to buy some fishes for our candlelit meal tonight! ;) maybe thats why Sandra said at my tagboard that...she saw 0rAngE with Blue hugging together... oh please la! Blue is 0rAnGe's younger brother!!
SO IS ALSO MY HALF BROTHER!! I HATE ANYONE WHO SAID THE WORD "TAGGED" AT MY BLOG!!! PLEASE ! I ALREADY SAID SO CLEARLY THAT YOU CAN ONLY GOSSIP OR ASK ME THINGS ABOUT COOKING! I THOUGHT I'VE ALREADY MADE MYSELF VERY CLEAR???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way...0rAnGe, i love you... =)))
Monday, September 8, 2008
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2:55 AM
OMG. im so IN LOVE WITH MY ORANGE! i dated with her yesterday night! and its our first date! nobodys playing gooseberry, so kind of 'em!
at 1am, i woke up and brushed my tooth.(i got only 1 teeth left so its tooth..) i brushed my only left tooth for 20minutes t make sure it sparkles and also to make sure tht th smell is nice. i ate 10eclipse at a time! SO ITS HOT UNTIL....MY MOUTH IS ON 'FIRE' hahas!
dhen at 2am, i changed into my newly bought tee and my trousers which costed me 10000bucks in all! dhen had my breakfast at mcdonald at 2.30am.
at 3,
i drove home again to put some perfume. the Silky For Men advertised by Felicia Chin on both channel 8 and U i think. haha i spent S$D49.90!
dhen i watch abit of th tv programmes at 3.45am
at 4 in th morning, i washed my car so tht it looks chic and shiny! by then, it should be alr 5.15am.
at 5.15, i took th lift up to my apartment and it took me 15minutes as i live at th 585floor. (not the highest actually...)
at 5.35, i reached my house and i went into it and got ready my flowers for 0rAnGe.
dhen i take th super FAST lift again. and another 15minutes gone just cos of tht lift!
at 5.50, i spent 30minutes t walk t MY carpark, i bought it! th carpark is called " Auntie Hong's carpark".. theres full of my posters which used to attend some live shows at channel 5. haas th show is abt teaching cooking... since i last attended one of th live shows at channel5 , i became quite famous and some passers by even recognised me, they also give me names call Chef Hong. =)
at 6.20, i reached th carpark. i walked to my chic car and drove off all th way t Orchard Road to have my first date with my girlfriend, 0RaNgE.
on th lonely expressway, i was all alone. no one else driving.. and th time then was alr 7. i muttered t myself " why arent there other drivers? "
soon, i reached Orchard at 8. There is no sight of my girlfriend, 0RaNgE when we've already promised to b e there at 8!
walking back with disappointment, a familiar voice called me. "Hong!" it called out. i turned around and saw beloved ORANGE!!! i was touched tht she actually turned up!
suddenly, all th lil lights hanging on th wires in th sky lit, it was then i realised, my girlfriend had planned it all. thanks, orange.. its th best date i've ever went. thanks for all th surprise you've given me. i love you. it was also only i knew why th expressway had no other drivers...
THIS IS ME, AUNTIE HONG
Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.com
MY NOSES' WISH
t be a HDB taitai!
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Fight wif syukri for noses!
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
Zong(my puppy) t have a mate
FIRST month with GrApE
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t catch more butterflies so tht i can cook a new dish of my own called " 8Butterflies " .
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
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Tee Ze Hong
Birthday:29 March
Age:12 yrs old
i m marrying Orange!YAY!
i m getting married soon! so maybe
i m currently not available now
i m weird. although i am only 12,
i looked as if im already 66!
f.y.i, i love t eat BOIL NOSES!
actually, its alryte with me...
BOIL NOSES OR FRIED NOSES alson can
but boiled one is nicer...
really i didnt bluff you
and it's easier to cook
and i hope to have them at my wedding
Hobby: 1) i love t do marketing...
buying fishes, meats, and fruits are th things i do everyday
th wet market i always go to is th one near my house, at woodlands there that one
if im not wrong, dhen should be BLK 521
sorry guys, as you know, i got poor memory
so i couldnt really remember what is th block.
i even forgot th level
but if youall want t go t market,
can ask me, i can bring you there
i may even get my auntie frens to throw in a discount
2)I also love cooking, ALOT
sometimes i'l cook some delicious food for my lil pup
my puppy is 7months old(:
my puppy is called "ZONG",
cos i feel tht its pronouciation is quite similar t my name
ryte? mine is "Zehong" , my pup is " Zong"
and it's easier to remember as,
you all know my memory's failing me
part of old age, yeah?
haha!!! Horoscope:aries
School:canberra pri
my school is Canberra Primary, but i wish t study in Cooking Elementary School
where you can learn t cook alot of nice dishes...etcetc.
Class:E4
my class is E4, but i think i dont deserve it,
i should be in E8.
for my standard, im quite confident t get into Cooking Secondary School, i bet i can be th chef there!
i m a very TALL guy!
& my height is 145cm
aint i tall?
u can call me hong hong/ze ze.
but i prefer people to call me Auntie Hong or,
SMALL NOSE HONG as i have small nose, unlike my brother, he is call BIG NOSE ZE, cos he got big nose, obviously! =)
but its up 2 u, u may call me anything u wan
by the way, if you guys are interested t know why am i called Auntie Hong, i will tell you,
its because i always go t th market...then th aunties there for eg(???Etcetc) always say tht i look like a lady!
cos i often buy food/cans...for my cooking.
hahaas it sounds nice isnt it?
Born Place: Muscular island,
People ask me why i've such nice muscles, and where is my gym placem,
erms...i dont go gym.=) reason is cos i was born at Muscular island,
an island where no matter how weak are you, you'll be strong, i meant physically, and not mentally =)
cooking.ismy-life96@hotmail.comMY NOSES' WISH
my dog to taste nicer when i cooked it
i wish t learn more on cooking..
th "Recipe Book 2" sold at th wet market
th "Recipe Book3"(teach us how t boil noses)
More kittens
Get rid of Syukri's BO as soon as possible!
be less muscular, cos i look so inbalence as i have 1 small head, bt yet having such BIG body!
Love Letter from GrApE(shes my girlfriend)
A new television for me t eat
Zong(Zong is my puppy!) to know how t cook too!
More kitchen utensils cos mine are all so dirty! My girlfriend bite them!
t learn how t make my very OWN oven for me t bake some cakes when im free
learn how t sit with my both legs crossed
i wish t cook for th living things living in Mars, Saturn etcetc...(all th 8 planets)
SECOND month with GrApE
Marry GrApE
Propose to GrApE
t buy th VCD which will teach us how t cook some raw foots
for BOILED NOSES to become a popular dish all around th world
My Silly Friends
GrApE
Sienyee(SBC brand Cookies&Cakes's boss)
Belle
Ming Hui
Puay Lin
Judith
CHARM
Kowen
Wei Ting
Yi Qi
Trisha
Auntie taogey
Auntie Mars
Auntie John
OrAnGe
AUNTIE GOSSIPS CORNER
you can tag me if you like, but if you dont want also its okay
cos im used t it.
but there are rulez t follow when ya going to tag me,
Rulez #1) you cant tag me for no reason
Rulez #2) you can only tag me if you want t ask me somthing related t cooking
Rulez #3) you tag with th word "Auntie" followed by your name, for example youre called Mary. so please tag me with Auntie Mary
understood?!
i dont care whether youre a girl or boy, just tag with th word "Auntie" ! or i wont reply you! and i will also hate you!
Rulez #4) Other than tagging t ask things abt cooking, you can also 'gossip' abit...but things tht i see at my tagboard must be ONLY GOSSIPINGS OR THINGS ABT COOKING
Rulez #5) Gossip rocks!
September 2008
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December 2008
June 2009
October 2009
February 2010
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